Ha, the C rock thing kills me every time. The "C" people point to is just a piece of film hair or a scratch on the lens from the original footage, and the "rock" they mean isn't even a rock, it's a chunk of the lunar surface. Ask them to name the actual rock and watch the whole thing fall apart. Same deal with the flag "waving" claim, there's no wind up there, the guy just let go of it and it stayed stiff because of the wire.

The "premium" part always gets me because that word clearly means something different to brake pad companies than it does to the rest of us. I once paid extra for "performance" wipers that just performed a loud screech across my windshield for six months. My car knowledge comes mostly from expensive lessons like yours.