Wait, isn't that what totaled a buddy's old Subaru last summer?

Did you open it before the expiration date caught up with you, or was it sealed tight the whole time? I've fallen for the same trap more times than I care to admit, honestly feels like they vacuum seal those bags with mold spores sometimes. Romaine is definitely the smarter move for the price and staying power, even if you have to wash it yourself.

My buddy warned a guy once and the guy reported him to HR for drama.

Oh man, that reminds me of the time my tent poles snapped in a calm wind.

The Filofax clip system and disc-bound planners have the same problem sometimes. I had a disc planner where the discs started popping open and losing pages after a week. Maybe it's just me but these modular systems feel like they're designed to show off on social media rather than actually hold up to daily use.