Man, that is a solid count! Tension gauges never lie, do they?

Bought a Gundam knockoff at a flea market in Tulsa for $35, and the subtitles kept switching between "enemy attack" and "bad guy boom". I feel your pain, these fake sets are everywhere now, especially at cons where folks just wanna grab something quick. You got a way to check the company name before you buy, or do you just roll the dice like me?

Five weeks without sliding? That's honestly a miracle (my tension rods barely last a weekend before something crashes down). I'm genuinely impressed you've got that working over a shower pipe.