A guy at a Roswell UFO festival sold me a "declassified" map for $5 and I've been arguing about it ever since
Two summers ago I paid the $5 entry to the festival in Roswell and some guy in a tinfoil hat sold me a photocopied map for another $5. My wife read the fine print in the corner and it just said "Property of a guy who likes maps." Now I keep it on the fridge and my brother in law still thinks the xerox marks are redactions. What's the dumbest piece of "evidence" you ever paid actual money for?