Rant: the supply house guy in Fresno handed me a tape measure and just laughed
I walked into the supply house on Blackstone Ave last month to grab a box of 16d nails and the counter guy spotted my tape clipped to my belt with the tip bent to hell. He pulled out a fresh one, handed it to me, and said "check your first inch against mine" and mine was off by a solid 3/16ths. Now I check every new tape against a known mark before it goes in the pouch, and I'm wondering how many cabinets I hung short before I caught it.