Bruh, a squirrel threw acorns at me like I was invading its turf

Jana Miller · 2026-03-03T12:25:43.50459+00:00

Seriously, it was aiming for my head. Do they have a union or something?

My neighbor's cat, Mittens, got dive-bombed by a bluejay for three straight weeks last spring.

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Hold up, you said one chirps as a DISTRACTION? That's way past clever and into scary smart. The fact they have assigned jobs means it's not just messing around, it's a real plan. That totally proves they are organizing, and my mind is actually blown. I would feel so outsmarted watching that happen in my own yard. It's not a funny bit anymore, it's a full on animal uprising.

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sandra5367mo ago

That union line got me lol. I had two in my backyard that would team up, one would chirp loud as a distraction while the other tried to sneak into the bird feeder. Felt like a coordinated heist every single time. They're definitely organizing against us.

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