Seriously? You're paying four times as much just for Wi-Fi and some random roommates. That $900 extra each month could buy a killer local SIM card and a backup hotspot anywhere, plus a ton of coffee meetings to actually choose your own network. How is that not a better deal? You can find community without locking yourself into a pricey dorm for grown ups. Sounds like you talked yourself into a fancy expense and are trying to make the math work after the fact.