Wait, they didn't even tell you why they're failing? That's insane. How are you supposed to fix anything if they just say "it broke" and send a bill? I'd be demanding a full report on every single dead unit before I even thought about buying more. Sounds like they're trying to hide something.

Read a piece that called it a show about work that happens to have a kitchen. Does your friend get the panic attack vibe now?

What good silver tape? I'm still using the cheap stuff from the dollar store.

That bit about the old trucks having a "different rhythm" is so true. Now you just plug in a computer and it tells you to replace the whole unit. I guess the new language is just the sound of a credit card machine beeping.

My old eyeball method was basically a suggestion.