But if every small shop thinks their few gallons don't matter, what's the total seeping into the ground? Those chemicals build up over years, not just pour out in one big factory spill.

My friend Dan’s condo board calendar got messed up last month. Someone added an event called "Pool Party Midnight" for every single day in July. Turns out the old property manager never changed the edit permissions when he left. Dan just removed the old email from the shared settings. The grumpy guy in unit 3B was very confused about the pool schedule.

Last year, half the homes in my neighborhood upgraded to those fancy filters. I mean, @mason.willow has a point about overcorrection, it's like how everyone bought bidets during the pandemic but then switched back. Maybe it's just me but we chase solutions without checking if we need them.

My money's on future kid's time travel scribbles.