Dials on the control board often get dirty and need a clean with contact cleaner. A gentle wipe with a cotton swab usually fixes the readings.

My garden's dying faster than your oaks.

My friend's old club yelled about 'Ulysses' for three hours straight.

My friend Nina got some of that fancy compostable wrap for her flower stall last spring... the brand with the little leaf logo. She buried a piece in her backyard bin to test it, and six months later you could still read the print on it. Felt pretty bad selling the stuff after that, honestly.