Totally get that, @laura_lane. I just wear a band shirt and it works like a charm for starting chats.

That weird film you mentioned is actually a feature, not a bug. It seals the fibers and adds a protective layer against moisture. For thin paper, a fast dry time is exactly what you want to prevent warping.

Left silent" is my default after a haircut too, but that's just me trying to figure out how to fix it myself later.