Our patrol sheet has a column for counting garden gnomes. That level of detail makes coffee tracking seem totally normal. All those extra notes are just for show, to make the job look important. I saw last month's logs and half the entries were about stray cats. My own notes are for things I actually need to remember, like when rent is due. This whole system is paperwork for the sake of paperwork.

@nora_park2 nailed it, but leaving all lights on all night is just shocking.

Ugh, that stuff is SO overrated. I tried the whole perfect posture thing and my hands STILL hurt like crazy after work. Sometimes the pain just comes no matter what you do.

I mean, that escape story really shows how necessary those gates are. @hugos67 talking about latches is so true, it takes a scary moment to see their worth.