Man, my grandpa's canvas tarp is like that, still going strong after 30 years of camping trips.

Yeah, pocket holes just can't handle real weight.

Reminds me of a charter captain in Alaska who swore by a shot of olive oil before suiting up. Said it helped with the cold, but honestly I think he just liked any excuse for a snack.

Ever figure out what kind of wire you hit? Just curious if it was a live line or something low voltage.