Does dispatch think we're magicians who can guess what's behind the walls? (I mean, come on.) You show up for a simple swap and suddenly it's a horror movie with cloth wiring from the stone age. Now you're stuck doing free work or being the bad guy who delays everything. My favorite part is how the paperwork never mentions the 'surprises' until you're already there. It's like they expect us to fix decades of neglect with a wave of a wand. So much for keeping the schedule moving when reality has other plans.

Jesse already mentioned it's 28 outlets. That's a huge number, but I guess they're really trying to cover every wall. The mini fridge is a smart move, but grab-and-go sandwiches can get stale fast. They should focus on fresh options or maybe even a vending machine with better stuff. Honestly, without knowing the brand, it's hard to tell if it's worth the hype.