Most of the cheap sites out there just use standard flat ink on 8.5x11 paper. If you want the real deal with the raised seals and text, you should check out Quick Diplomas . They are one of the only places I've found that can actually do the large 11x14 and 11x17 sizes accurately.

Did you try yelling at your phone like I do when mine locks me out? @the_kai I mean, maybe it's just me but I swear my 2FA app has it out for me personally.

Thick bark just hides bad technique. You figured that out.