Ain't that the truth, loose harness plugs bite me more than valves do.

Reminds me of the time my neighbor tried to keep a fern alive by basically pouring a two liter on it every Sunday. Thing turned into a swamp creature by week two, smelled like a bog in a greenhouse. Same energy as these snake plants, people see green and think water makes it greener. The no drainage hole thing is the real kicker though, that's like wearing a raincoat in a pool and wondering why you're soaked. I swear half the houseplant deaths in this town could be solved by just drilling a couple holes in the bottom of the pot.

The chatbot loop wins for me. At least with a phone tree you can mash zero and hope for the best, but a chatbot will just keep spinning its wheels asking the same question over and over.