My last drawer project had so much hand fitting I swear my dovetails grew dovetails. Spent a whole afternoon getting a 2mm gap just right, only for my cat to use it as a nap spot. Sometimes the fancy way just means you get really good at fixing your own mistakes.

Tbh "weird little monster drawing by the creamer" is the best business model I've heard all year. Honestly just picturing some guy getting his coffee and being like "this latte needs a goblin" and scanning your code.

Yeah, having the wrong website up is a classic. I always double check the store name on the receipt now before I call.