Moving a soaked oak table by yourself is actually insane. That wood absorbs water like a sponge, it gets crazy heavy. My back hurts just thinking about it.

Yeah but that extra cash from a cheap flight can mean actually going somewhere instead of staying home.

My uncle bought one of those universal socket sets from a late night TV ad. The commercial showed a guy using it on a rusty truck bolt, but the first time my uncle tried it on a lawnmower, the little adapter piece just snapped in half. It was like it was made of the same stuff as a soda can. He still has the big plastic case it came in, uses it to store random nails now. Makes you really trust those demo videos.

Honestly I always bought the expensive rust removers. Your vinegar trick worked way better on my old fireplace last week.

Honestly that's some next-level lazy genius, I'm kinda impressed.