Love that kind of backyard engineering. Makes you realize how much we overcomplicate things.

Oh man, @adams.ivan, that sounds like a total nightmare waiting to happen. Makes me think of the time I helped my uncle clear out a basement that was just stacks of National Geographic magazines from like the 70s. You ever try to move a water heater with a path made of old, damp paper? It's like trying to walk on wet leaves, but it's also a fire hazard. That crawlspace must have been a real special kind of dusty and awful.