Remember my old work boots, @val864, they took a month to stop hurting my feet.

Yeah, the grocery sack thing... it's not just about strength. Those thin handles dig into your hands after like five minutes of carrying. I tried it once and had red marks for an hour. Plus, everything slides around so you're just holding a noisy, lumpy bundle of plastic. You spend more time just trying to keep it together than you would have just packing a real bag.

My old laptop once bluescreened the second I typed 'the AI became self-aware'. Switched to pen and paper for a week after that.

My old apartment oven ran 25 degrees cold and ruined so many batches of cookies.

My buddy at the Georgia-Pacific plant said they found a bad weld on a condensate return line using a borescope camera. That thing was a millimeter from leaking.