Man, I've tried that and it never holds up long.

Ate a roll of paper at 12:15? That printer picked the exact worst minute of the day on purpose, I swear. Of course the spare wasn't ready and the napkin trick is real, I've done the same thing with a pen that quit mid rush. Then the toothpick fix lasting 10 minutes is the funniest and saddest part, that's not a repair, that's the printer messing with you. Small machines always break at the worst time, never on a slow Wednesday morning. Hope the line cleared before anybody walked out hungry.

Three semesters and already pulling $600 a week?