Eh, rust will kill a car way faster than wiring ever will, trust me.

Laugh RIGHT along with him because that’s honestly the best reaction you could hope for. I’d have paid to see your face when you realized what happened. Once I grabbed a towel that had been washed with a sticker still on it and slapped it on a client’s face, left a little paper square stuck to his cheek for a full five minutes before he pointed it out. You’re not alone in the “blaming the supplier” game, but man, that backwards strip is a whole new level of professional embarrassment.

The Oriente station might be my favorite spot in Lisbon now, honestly. I took that same FlixBus to Madrid once and the seats were way comfier than any plane seat I've had. Missed connections sometimes force us into the good stuff, you know?